June 2013
“They say ‘before you start a war, you better know what you’re fighting for’.”
—The Cab
yzma:
yeah childbirth is bad but have u knelt on a piece of lego
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.” —Dita von Teese
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.” —Dita von Teese
when i was like 9, my mom came up to me and said, “i know you know there is no santa clause, but can you pretend there is for your brother?” and that’s how i found out santa was fake.
YOU CALL ME THIRSTY????? Lmao how did you know catch me a juice box
