Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
MY MIND IS FUCKED OMG I FVDJSFL
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl
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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
i love this idk
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we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
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