oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
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the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
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I have entire worlds inside me.
Easily the coolest tattoo I have ever seen
Wait what since when did this become so popular ????
I feel like I should probably clarify it’s a body painting I did though and not a tattoo…